Product Description

THE SLOGANS: I’ll Be Nicer If You’ll Be Smarter

Honestly, how hard is it to calculate the pitch on a beveled cantilever hang, Randy?

DANGER Stupid Kills

Remember Dolly? She thought she was testing the speed of the drill press. Turns out she was testing the tensile strength of her forearm.

If You Like Having Hands, Don’t Touch My Tools

If you don’t know how to pick up a pipe cutter, don’t pick up a damn pipe cutter Cam!

To Avoid Injury, Don’t Tell Me How to Do My Job

I swear if Bill tells me how the box joint has four key holes again…

I Make Shit Happen

And not just in the toilet.

Your Lack of Planning Is Not My Emergency

Some of us think about the future and plan accordingly. Ted is obviously not one of those people.

F*** It

Seriously. F*** this.

Skilled Labor Isn’t Cheap; Cheap Labor Isn’t skilled

If only all customers knew this, my life would be so much easier.

How big are the stickers?

These are approximately business-card sized decals at 2 inch x 3 inch (5cm x 7.6cm). The American Flag decals are 2 inch x 3.5 inch (5cm x 8.9cm).

Will these stickers last a long time?

Absolutely! Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your decals will definitely stand up for the long-haul.

What’s in My Order?

Each order includes eight (8) slogan decals and two (2) American Flag decals for a total of 10 stickers.

30-Day Free Returns & Satisfaction Guaranteed!

If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We completely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!

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Product features

  • TOUGH STICKERS FOR TOUGH WORKERS. You know your stuff and get the job the done. Let the world know what you're about with this 10 pack of pro-worker, high-quality vinyl decals.
  • GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS AT WORK. These eight funny sayings are always a hit at any jobsite, garage, or place where people do real, physical work.
  • PERSONALIZE YOUR GEAR. At 2" x 3", these high-quality decals are big enough to be readable from a distance and small enough to still fit on a hard hat or toolbox.
  • GREAT GIFT FOR WORKING MEN & WOMEN. Anybody who works with their hands will appreciate this unique set of decals they can use to customize their worksite and belongings.
  • USA-MADE & SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. If you're not completely happy with your high-quality decals printed on durable, weather & UV-resistant vinyl, we promise to make it right or your money back!
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